I went and bought myself a ticket
And I sat down in the very first row.
They pulled the curtain up
And when they turned the spotlight way down low.
Little Egypt came out a-struttin'
Wearin' nothin' but a button and a bow.
Singing, ying-ying, ying-ying,
Ying-ying, ying-ying.
She had a ruby on her tummy
And a diamond big as Texas on her toe.
She let her hair down and she did the
Hoochie-coochie real slow.
When she did her special number
On the zebra skin I thought she'd
Stop the show.
Singing, ying-ying, ying-ying,
Ying-ying, ying-ying.
She did her triple somersault
And when she hit the ground
She winked at the audience
And then she turned around
She had a picture of a cowboy
Tatooed on her spine
Sayin Phoenix, Arizona 1999
Yeh, but let me tell you people
Little Egypt doesn't dance there anymore
She's too busy mopping
And a-takin' care of shopping at the store
'Cos we've got seven kids
And all day long they crawl around the floor.
Singing, ying-ying, ying-ying,
Ying-ying, ying-ying
Ying-ying, ying-ying,